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[Frumple]

Which should be more than a little telling. It normally takes ingesting poison or dye to get rid of those things.

So either th'whore's got some serious tats -- or someone's about to catch the clap.

... though now I'm kinda' wondering what how you hold on to that thing. Either you're grasping firmly, or you put your whole arm into it.

Th'latter's kinda' kinky...

[Bardum Idith]

This game does occasionally love you. Start a new character, walk into vernis, get my little girl, little girl drinks from the well, What do you want to wish for?

I got that one time when I was new to Elona. I had no idea what to wish for, entered something invalid and got some random crap. Now my little girl wife only drinks from wells when a trap will instantly kill her.
Maybe she's not happy with the marriage

Unclean whores make good shields, apparently.

The aliens can't stand the sight of unclean whores making little girls wet...

[jaxy15]

What in the nine blazing hells just happened?
I was drinking from a well which made my brain mechanical, gave me a crapton of gold, and my little girl pet just died from a trap..

[Krath]

I wonder if unclean whores have asses comparable to Shena's...

[jaxy15]

I wonder if unclean whores have asses comparable to Shena's...

No.

[Krath]

I don't think you're being unfair to the unclean whores. They make good shields, and while it's impossible to have an ass as good as Shena's, it can come close, can't it?

[jaxy15]

Again no.

[Bardum Idith]

Shena's ass is the BEST!

[SirAaronIII]

Shena's ass is the BEST!

How does she stay in such great shape?

[Niveras]

I'm pulling legendary stages and getting over 10000 gold per party (sometimes per performance) at 25 performer + a single [##] performance enhancing item.

How do you tell that it is a 'legendary' stage? Just the number of $ indicating the difficulty?

Also, does each # next to skill modifiers on items indicate that the skill is effectively 1 level stronger than unaided? Meaning wearing 3 items with # will make the skill they modify effectively level 18, if its 15 unaided?

[Dakk]

I just tried party time! quests again and I'm pulling legendary stages all around. Money will never be a problem anymore

Also, you know you got a legendary stage when they give you a "Legendary stage!" message, which means you got the best possible impression.

With about +[###] from items to performer from items, I can now safely play to the King and Queen of Palmia, and even the One Who Dwells in Vanity in Vernis! Well, at least he doesn't throw rocks at me at parties anymore.

[beorn080]

I've been fooling around training performing at the Little Sister house, which is rather fun. Simply use a rod of summon monster near the shopkeep there, let the shopkeeps hundreds of lvl 1 little sister summons kill it, then teleport the shopkeep away. Walla, dozens of lvl 1's to perform for safely.

[Patchy]

Speaking of whores. Anyways last night I was attending the festivle of jure in noyel, and converting the altars and browsing all the street stalls. Well during the events one of the whores around town decided to try and give Ebon the Fire Giant a blow. I guess Ebon didn't know what the prostitute meant by blow and blew a gout of flame, killing the prostitute and creating a wall of flames that soon engulfed the whole of noyel. Anyways it had me laughing pretty good, and I thought I'd share.

[jaxy15]

Guys, I wanna play instruments and make some cash at parties.
How would I start with instruments?

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Playing for your pet is a good way to boost it when it's at a low level.