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boogada

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #150 on: February 25, 2012, 02:53:03 am »


Yeah...the cat did it, sure buddy.



I don't know how you can swing someone hard enough using just their toe to make them explode, but it happened.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 02:56:49 am by boogada »
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #151 on: February 25, 2012, 06:06:58 am »
Quote from: boogada on February 25, 2012, 02:53:03 am
I don't know how you can swing someone hard enough using just their toe to make them explode, but it happened.

Dislocate, swing and club.
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Proteus

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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #152 on: February 25, 2012, 06:42:32 am »
My biggest WTF-Moment?

When I was trying to swim across a large river (3 QT map tiles wide) and encountered ice halfway across the river ...
I tried to swim back as fast as possible, but before I was able to reach the shore, I died because I was suddenly encased in ice :D
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #153 on: February 25, 2012, 07:47:45 am »
next time try climbing out (alt-move) onto the ice instead of trying to outswim nightfall
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #154 on: February 25, 2012, 10:20:02 am »
Quote from: Garath on February 25, 2012, 07:47:45 am
next time try climbing out (alt-move) onto the ice instead of trying to outswim nightfall

You can?
Good to know :)
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #155 on: February 25, 2012, 11:09:42 am »
I had an invincible adventurer.
Bandit lords? Justice is served. Titants? Pff. I eat them for breakfeast. Arrows? I'm untouchable. Mummies? Hah, just try cursing me.
Then one day, I traveled into the dungeon/sewers/whatever it's called under the keep.
I looted myself an upgrade from copper and bronze armor, and grabbed some various weapons I was interested in training with. I killed around 60 kobolds while exploring, most of them bowmen, some elfs that I assume were bandits, and their human leaders. All was fine and well. I decided to save and go eat lunch.
I came back about an hour later and loaded up the save.

$ ./df
Segmentation fault

That's right. Bandit lords, leagues of zombies, night creatures, megabeasts, you name it, could not kill me. But a mere bug annihilated the whole world.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #156 on: February 25, 2012, 01:38:53 pm »
Create adventurer.

Go north for no reason.

Stop fast traveling to swim across a river.

First step next to the river:

"YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN!"

By what?

(Scroll up)

"The carp bites you in the..."

I thought they were nerfed...
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #157 on: February 25, 2012, 01:41:22 pm »
Quote from: Logic on February 25, 2012, 01:38:53 pm
"The carp bites you in the..."

I thought they were nerfed...

They were.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #158 on: February 25, 2012, 01:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Logic on February 25, 2012, 01:38:53 pm
Create adventurer.

Go north for no reason.

Stop fast traveling to swim across a river.

First step next to the river:

"YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK DOWN!"

By what?

(Scroll up)

"The carp bites you in the..."

I thought they were nerfed...

They even got companions ... tigerfish and milkfish inhabit the rivers as well ...
and they are perfectly capable of pulling you into the water, if you are standing next to a river
2 of my adventurers died due to milkfish and a third one was attacked by a tigerfish, but was able to defeat it under water
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #159 on: March 07, 2012, 07:58:05 am »
My WTF moment was very recent. I had just started an adventurer, and after a busy day of throwing stones at wild animals and fish I went to town and slept in a house. When I woke up, I was on the roof, with no way down. In hindsight I should have tried to fast traveled, but instead I decided to try to jump off the roof.
I suffocated quickly.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #160 on: March 08, 2012, 12:58:42 am »
Quote from: chips on March 07, 2012, 07:58:05 am
My WTF moment was very recent. I had just started an adventurer, and after a busy day of throwing stones at wild animals and fish I went to town and slept in a house. When I woke up, I was on the roof, with no way down. In hindsight I should have tried to fast traveled, but instead I decided to try to jump off the roof.
I suffocated quickly.

luckily toady fixed that.

my recent one, i killed over 400 zombies, 12 necromancers, and my own zombified companions repeatedly, once everything was dead on all 5 floors of the tower i began looting the books...
not one was about necromancy.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #161 on: March 08, 2012, 04:01:12 pm »
I think my death message will explain itself: you have been incased in ice

I was laughing to hard to hard to get pissed
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #162 on: March 08, 2012, 04:01:47 pm »
I think my death message will explain itself: you have been incased in ice

I was laughing to hard to hard to get pissed
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #163 on: March 08, 2012, 04:12:28 pm »
Quote from: bombzero on March 08, 2012, 12:58:42 am

Not one was about necromancy.

That had to be the biggest disappointment your adventurer ever had.
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Re: Biggest wtf moment
« Reply #164 on: March 08, 2012, 04:45:41 pm »
When I made a new world, walked around for a bit and suddenly, it started raining blood...

No word of a lie, it was early years, like, year ten or something, can't remember.
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