Turn 1 - Decrepit Armory
Armory. Buy beginner staff, if possible.
[5] You enter the armory without getting trampled to death by several Ghouls, and ask the Weapons Master for a staff. [3] The man hands you a wodden staff with a tag attached, and the tag reads 'Used as a walking stick, D-2, +1 to Magic Accuracy'
Check out shops/armory, and inform everyone not on my side that they have no chance, for we have the power of prinny on our side!
[2] You start to walk to the armory, but you run into Etna, and end up running for your life instead. [3] You barely manage to get away, but you still need to go to the armory to get something otherwise your only going to get the left over weapons.
Get a new weapon.
[3] You go into the armory, and right as you walk in the man hands you [1] a Rusty Shortsword with a tag that reads 'It smells oddly like piss, D-2, Hits 2x), [2] a used Hand-Axe with a tag that reads 'The previous owner's wife killed him with this (He shouldn't of had that affair righ), D-4, and a 10% chance to make the target recieve +1 damage next attack), and [5] one of Etna's old tridents with a tag that reads 'To the poor sucker who gets this if I find you your dead, D-3, Hits 2x, and 5% chance to inflict a wound that causes bleeding (-1 hp every turn) The Weapon Master says "You got pretty lucky except for the trident, because every person who has had it here got their asses kicked by Etna." with that he snickered, and walked off.
Name: Teo Kael
Age:20
Status -
HP - 20/20
SP - 30/30
Inventory Slots - 3/8
Inventory -
Etna's Old Trident - 'To the poor sucker who gets this if I find you your dead, D-3, Hits 2x, and 5% chance to inflict a wound that causes bleeding (-1 hp every turn)
Worn Hand-Axe - 'The previous owner's wife killed him with this (He shouldn't of had that affair righ), D-4, and a 10% chance to make the target recieve +1 damage next attack)
Rusty Shortsword - 'It smells oddly like piss, D-2, Hits 2x),
Race: Warrior (1st Rank - Fighter)
Skills: Expert Fighter, Hard Hitter
Bonuses: +3 Damage, -1 to Accuracy, +2 to Magical Damage taken, +10 Hp, +5 Sp, and +1 to all Melee combat Rolls
Name: Charmalagne
Age: 21
Status -
HP - 15/15
SP - 65/65
Inventory Slots - 1/7
Inventory -
Wooden Staff - 'Used as a walking stick, D-2, +1 to Magic Accuracy'
Race: Mage
Skills: SP Powerhouse, Hardy
Bonuses: -1 Inventory Slot, +40 SP, +5 HP, -1 to all Magic Damage Taken, and +1 to all Physical Damage Taken
Name: Joe
Age: 19
Status -
HP - 30/30
SP - 35/35
Inventory Slots - 0/8
Inventory -
Empty
Race: Prinny (1st Class - Private Prinny)
Skills: Failure at Life, Quick Reflexes
Bonuses: +20 Hp, +10 Sp, -1 to Damage Taken, +1 to Accuracy
If you have a problem with the cursing please tell me, but otherwise since it is somethign I came to expect from Disgaea games I will try to use it like they would (Often, and humorously)