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[Graknorke]

This thing here
http://lnc.hr/aUif
i know that's a referral link but hey

That is never going to deliver. It'll either not happen, or not offer what it promises now.
Secondly, that isn't cranes.

[lordcooper]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

Ohh yes I like your thinking with the ck2 portraits and character personalitys !!

May I suggest you have a crack at it again but don't put the economy in till last, so get base game play other things in and then tie the economy into what you already have.

I'm tempted to try this my self and it play something akin to liberal crime squad ... Maybe hmm or maybe always in real time with designated officers running things whole you over see the main picture, so like dwarf fortress in that you don't control them.

I may well go back to it at some point.  Probably with an actual design document next time

[DrPoo]

New thing i really would wish existed: A first person adventure game where your spaceship is sucked into a wormhole, and htrown out into a completely randomly generated realm.
Random materials, random terrain, random creatures, random everything. The fun of the game would be attempting to survive and experiemnting with various substances and creatures and discvering completely wicked shit.

[Graknorke]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

[lordcooper]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

[Rose]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

[Dutchling]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

While sitting in a fiend's bathtub. Drunk.

[lordcooper]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

While sitting in a fiend's bathtub. Drunk.

With a dolphin.

[SalmonGod]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

While sitting in a fiend's bathtub. Drunk.

With a dolphin.

While brain surgery.

[Dutchling]

A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

While sitting in a fiend's bathtub. Drunk.

With a dolphin.

While brain surgery.

And little hairy naked midgets.

[JWNoctis]

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A crane simulator.
I don't really know why, but I feel it's a mundane job that has been absent from games since basically forever. HL2 had some sections where you control a crane, but it's hardly a full game. I want you having to load/unload ships or construction materials in a set time and with a certain margin of accuracy. If you do it too slow you incur a pay penalty, and also if you miss the positions too much.

I think I actually just got enthused over a crane simulator.

http://www.excalibur-publishing.com/crane.htm

Excalibur have published a terrible anything mundane simulator.

My...
It exists?
I'm not sure if I should be pleased or disappointed.

You basically have to buy it now.

And do an LP of it.

While sitting in a fiend's bathtub. Drunk.

With a dolphin.

While brain surgery.

And little hairy naked midgets.

Apparently, now you have to build a real pyramid with I-beams or standard containers with your crane, and do a LP about it too...Do the quote pyramid proud! The community expects.

[Dutchling]

Just to be clear, I meant a friend's bathtub >.>

Although if you are a socially awkward cultist, a fiend's bathtub might be easier to get by, and is in that case thus also allowed.

[sproginator]

GTA 5, But with Zombies like in Dead Rising, As large of maps as Just Cause 2, As many players as Planetside 2, With mechs like in Armored Core and with physics like Red Faction Guerrilla.

I'd pay £250 for that game.....

[Dutchling]

So a free roaming multiplayer mech game?
That probably exists. Never played a mecha (non-flash) game though.

[sproginator]

So a free roaming multiplayer mech game?
That probably exists. Never played a mecha (non-flash) game though.

If only, But I mean with full survival too, like DayZ. It would be so sweet