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[Mr.Person]

Join All Houses mod

SCREW THE LORE, I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE MINE MINE MINE

[Stworca]

Houses are but a tool. Now we shall speak of it no more, until the day of joining is upon us.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Posting to watch (damn hilarious so far).

Well, technically the children don't have to be yours for you to use them as meatshields. 

Less paperwork that way!
Sadly the children from CoM are nigh unkillable, and i don't have the time nor will to edit the mod.

You could always go through the literal route and create an actual meat shield.

[jetex1911]

How about we go see if we can't "Claim" items to spruce up our Cave?

[Frumple]

If by "claim items to spruce up our cave" you mean "steal the entire contents of Balmora and stick it in a hole in the ground," I wholeheartedly support that suggestion.

Maybe not immediately, but eventually. Yes. Entire contents of Balmora in single cave.

... maybe a few other towns, too. I've never actually tried to see if there was an item limit to a single area in Morrowind, hrm...

[Mr.Person]

There's a limit of like 2000 items or so. If you try to drop more items, they get dumped into an "Overflow Loot Bag" that appears and can store infinite stuff.

[Thexor]

Are there any spots with multiple caves in close proximity? If so, 'home' could be a collection of caves, with both the caves themselves and the overworld between them claimed as our territory.

Hence, extra cells to store vast quantities of *cough* legitimately claimed items *cough* to decorate our home!


...of course, this won't work if the caves are evenly-spaced throughout the world. Unless we claim a lot of inter-cave territory...

[Supercharazad]

*twich* *twich" Need more... *twich *twich*

[jetex1911]

*twich* *twich" Need more... *twich *twich*

I have to agree with him, Are we going to get an Update anytime soon?

[Stworca]

I have to agree with him, Are we going to get an Update anytime soon?

For a while now i'm leaving for work at 5:30 AM, return at 18;XX, and only have enough "power" to dish out the LP that requires no focus and attention : RTW.
In Morrowind an arrow, spell or axe can come from any direction at any time (mods).

I hope that You folks will understand the delay. We will get back to it, i love morrowind and am determined to finish this playthrough for sure, but not once in the last xx days could i launch it and get sucked into.
Once i find a different job, our beloved Breton will return.

I have material for 3 updates ready, but my brain is disabled from exhaustion, and those will only be posted if, for some reason, i'll have an earlier "finish" at work. It is possible for an update to be posted tomorrow, but only if i will have enough free time to truly get into it.

Until then, i ask those interested to send me ideas for mercenary / minion / slave characters (personalities and all that) preferably using private messages on this forum, e-mail or MSN, so that no spoilers will ruin the fun of ze viewers.
It's still quite a few updates away from now, but we will get to forming an empire soon.

Once again excuse me for the delays. We will get back to it as soon as i will be able to remember my own middle name.

It's 21:15 and i am already going to bed, to be able to make it tomorrow.. God damn you, adulthood!

Regards

[Stworca]

Chapter 1 : "First Steps"
Part 7

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Damn it all, i overslept! No more time wasting, the guards have most certainly moved away.


I need to focus and head straight for Balm-- Ooh! A crypt! Must.. resist.. looting i--


Wait, what am i doing?! Looting is fun!
There is my first customer! Good sir! How would you like to be robb-- Aww! He's DEAD!


You there! Wraith! This here? It's MY turf! If you want to kill someone and loot their body, you will have to do it OUTSIDE of my terrain!


Ah, again with the ineffective weapon!? Where have i put the damn silver sword..? No time to look! Eat a fireball!


I've known a Dunmer female who loved doing that. They weren't made of fire though.. I don't remember having this much performance problems with her.


There, it's working no-- Too close! TOO CLOSE! FU--


What do you know, i appear to be immune to my own magic! How come i never noticed that before..?


And look at this! The body is massacred, and for what? What became of this world!? It's unacceptable!
He has a perfectly lootable shoulderpad!


I guess it's understandable, that the ghost didn't take it - being incorporeal, and all that - but why are the bandits in this region slacking so badly?! They need better leadership.
Ah, another one of them shrines. What the hell, i will offer the 35 gold pieces. Nothing stops me from taking them back once i get what i want..


Let's see.. The instructions are carved on the side.
"Welcome to Tribunal Temple's Shrine #501. To start, select a blessing from the following :.."


None of them interest me, but let's see the restoration.


It restored my MANA! How is that even possible?! Are you saying that i don't have to be hit in the face with fireballs to get my magic powers back?! (remember : we are of atronach birth sign)
Now, let me just take the gold, and i'm ready to explore the secrets of this place.


Hey! A skeleton! Now that i have an infinite mana supply, thanks to Almsivi, i can just toss fireballs left and right! Have at Thee!


..It's still moving?! What is this crap!? I've paid 35 gold for NOTHING?!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No matter, i don't need magic to destroy you!


There, are you happy now? That's right, you are DEAD!
But.. wasn't it dead before? You there! Skeleton! I need something to hit, while solving this mystery. (the next few screenshots? It was all one sword swing)


If it moves, then it's alive, and inanimate objects are dead. But what about that hooker the other day? It felt like making love with a tree log.. (look at the ribcage bones flying around, and how They're now missing on the model. That's kick ass modding right there)


Was she dead? Well.. She was.. i killed her afterwards. But DURING the night she was just immobile.


What was i talking about? Right, the damn Dunmer kids that kept walking all over my lawn!


What is it that i see? A blacksmith hammer! I've never tried repairing my equipment myself.. I am sure that my superior intellect will allow me to master it nonetheless. (Repair skill : 5. Morrowind has a 100 point scale.)


(20 failed repair attempts later)
I call shenanigans! This hammer must have been flawed. There is no other explanation!


At least i have mastered the healing spell.


..and naturally the ancient Dwemer language.

(What he wanted to say : Vivec may be able to walk on the water, but i swim through land.)
(What he said : No, my legs are no longer itching. Last night was wonderful, William)


How many of those tombs are here anyway? Can you answer this question of mine, Skeleton?


No, You can not! You are USELESS! And useless creatures DIE!


Except for the royal, Morrowind family that is. Exception that proves the rule.


Ahh, you poor, ugly pile of guar manure! No wonder you're so angry. With a look like that, nobody would want to sleep with you. Just look at yo-- Then again, i have had worse.. Like that half-orc chick in Kvatch!


I never understood that damn city. It took them twelve months to clear the dead bodies back in 378, and the damn inner city gate? I bet it's not fixed even now!. I swear, if the city is ever invaded by deadra, They will just leave the city in ruins for a few years, standing around pretending that nothing happened.
But enough of this depressing topic.. What loot am i going to get here.. Sermons by Vivec?


I say "Nay" to your goat slaughtering ways, Vivec! The "writings" are useless to me! I despise his church above everything, and shall never, under no circumstances touch these blasphemous pages.
What is this.. ah, they forgot to remove the price. How much is it worth anyway? A few bronze piece--- TWO HUNDRED GOLD!? This book is officially mine now.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Is anything else in here..? Nothing. Just a useless skull. I will take it though, Vlek crafts neat mugs from skulls like that. It will go well with my collection.


Was it his ghost that attacked me? If my tomb was such a dump, i would be angry too.


It's just a theory though, as my tomb will be two miles high, with everything made of gold, and ground paved with the skulls of my enemies.. And random bystanders.


Ah, another stupid chunk of walking flesh. It's a useless, disgusting guardian.


I'm not going with anything less than golden saints in skimpy outfits. Yes, i can imagine it right now!


No! Useless monster! You're disturbing the image! I shall kill you with my bare hands!


You want some of this?! Here, have a facial! (i have no idea who screamed Fetcher)


Ha! You missed me, fool!


Let's roast you a bit more..


All ready, everyone take a seat, the dinner is about to get served.


Hey, Jimmy, who is this young woman that you have brought with you? Girlfriend? I told you not to date before yo--- Uhh.. What am i doing?


Time to leave. This place is driving me insane.
...
-er.
Before i do, i shall use the altar one more time. How could i decline a free offering from the gods to me?


Ahh, fresh air at last. With wonderful, wild animals.
I hate wild animals.


I like the domestic ones though, but they take too long to cook.
Ah, speaking of the devil. This must be Pelagiad.


It's not exactly a metropolis, but it's the first proper city that i've encountered in months.
Some celebratory looting is in order.

Don't get offended by how bad the update is!

[Supercharazad]

Any update = best update.


Very good

[Stworca]

Chapter 1 : "First Steps"
Part 8

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pelagiad. House for retired Imperial soldiers and officers.


City swarming with guards, bounty hunters, and completely loyal to the crown.


How should i behave? The only correct answer is to loot everything that is not nailed to the ground. LIKE THIS TEDDY BEAR!


More like an abomination-voodoo doll. Only a madman would let his children play with this poorly-shaped blob of random wooden blocks. These doors are..


LOCKED?! I  don't think so!


That will teach you how dangerous it is to leave your doors locked!


Now, if nobody has seen me, i shall.. Oh! That sneaky dog is watching me! I shall.. slowly back off.. Into that alley here..


Hello! Are you hiding from that watchdog as well?


Hey, i'm talking to you! What are you..? NO I WILL NOT GIVE YOU A GOLD PIECE TO BUY BREAD!


But here, you can have this..


I swear, some people just don't know savoir vivre.
Bounty Huntress : You there, suspicious, hooded character with drawn out weapon!
Yes? Can i help you?
(damn.. there is the damn dog again! I must.. remain.. calm!)


Bounty Huntress : Have you seen an associate of mine? A bosmer wearing black cape and netch armor. He's probably sneaking around like only a thief would if it was any other town?
A Bosmer? No, i can not say that i have seen any bosmers lately.
Bounty Huntress : Damn it all, i will have to go and look for him, thank you fo--
Just a minute. Was he perhaps wearing a hood as well?


Bounty Huntress : Why.. Yes. Have you seen him?
May be, but i couldn't tell of what origin he was. Follow me.
Bounty Huntress : What the..
*STAB*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

All this problem solving has left me thirsty, you there, bar-maid, tell me about the services you offer.


You EAT in your BED?! No wonder the dark elf civilization is dying at the hands of men! Thy barbaric ways will be your undoing!
Drelasa : It was just a joke, outlan--
No! You are an abomination of gods!
Female voice : Hey there, handsome
Wait just a minute sunsh-- what the..


Listen, sweetheart. While i am sure that the guard captain of Pelagian is enjoying some good plowing every now and then, i doubt you can fit MY standar... What.. That came out wrong.. I am only interested in WOMEN!
Courtesan : I see..
And you, Khajit! What is your major malfunction?


Ever heard about opening your eyes? Oh, excuse my rude behavior. You SEE, i just arrived from across the SEA and SEEING as-- are you purring at me?


Ah, so You are a member of thieves guild. You may come in handy, when i.. Wait.. did you mention smooth moves?! Have you been spying on me, and the Bounty Huntress in the shed?! Did you see...


(curse you! I can not kill all of the tavern guests, so i will have to negotiate.. Thankfully i have mastered this art, a long time ago)
Admire Your own moves, creep! Uhm.. I mean.. What is your Profession? [Can all Spartans in the room please leave?]


(She can see me with her eyes closed, and she is capable of stealing my identity!? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!)
Very well, as long as it leads to some benefits for me!
*Ahnassi stares*
And by me, i mean the Khajit orphanage in Vivec.


Now fill me in on all the gossips!


Hrordis?
Ahnassi : Yes.
Just upstairs?
Ahnassi : Yes.
Will you excuse me for just a moment?
Ahnassi : Yes.
A courier leaves Balmora at dawn and travels with constant speed of three guars towards Gnisis, while a second one leaves Ald'Ruhn
an hour later ,heading for Vivec with half the speed. Knowing that answer the following question :
*some time later*
I bow to your cunning, and shall visit Hrordis right away!
*another minute has passed*
Hrordis : THIS IS MY ROOM! LEAVE NOW!

But.. i bring exotic wares from far away lands!
Hrordis : What are you selling..?
Stabbing wounds!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

For an imperial city, this city is like a paradise.


Now, let's see if Ahnassi is a trustworthy informer! I need to begin somewhere, and she might be the first stone on the giant wall of my influence, that shall crush Vvardenfell, just like an ant can cr.. What was i saying?
Right! I was admiring this fine belt!


Is there something i can do for you in return for your services, Ahnassi the Cunning? [Unlike Kaguro she actually IS cunning]


Ah, so you wish me to blackmail or possibly even kill someone? This is highly unethical, and i feel offended that you even suggest such things.
*Ahnassi Stares*
DAMN YOU!


A dark elf? I have absolutely no objections! I shall return in the future, while i do that, i ask you to..
*details*
..and aside from that, you will get a 20 septim coupon to Arille the merchant in Seyda Neen, not to mention...
*more details*
..but this you should not believe, as it's just a myth, unlike the butterfly invasion that i've mentioned before..
*too many details.. We left*

This must be the weirdo that Ahnassi has mentioned! You there, homeless dunmer in dirty rags!
Homeless dunmer in dirty rags : Yes?
I wish to trade with you!


This is just the item i needed! An amulet to magicaly CLOSE locks!
Peddler : Magic?
No, it's just a religious thing. I will give you four gold pieces for it.
Peddler : DEAL!


[Our hero was in Pelagiad for a few more hours. Showing Bounty Hunters where Their companions were last seen, and helping in happy reunions]


[He even visited the fortress of Pelagiad, and with his newly acquired amulet, locked every single lock inside]


[Because in the end, it's the little victories that matter]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ahh, it's good to once again feel the wind blowing in my face, like that half-orc i once knew (used to say)


Roadsign! Let's see.. To the right we have the path to Pelagiad, where all the doors are locked and every cave looted. And on the left is the path of love, hope, and endless treasures.


I hope that the bounty hunters will figure out who is behind all those sudden disappearing of their men. Out here i can bleed them dry, which will help Ahnassi infiltrating the city.
Wait, what is it in the distance? Is it a bird? A floating disc? NO! IT'S S--


--ome unwashed mercenary, hunting for my head already!


Screw marksmanship, fight me like a man that you look like!


Let me just.. jump on that rock, and inflict a slashing-- EWWW! Your leg! I guess you couldn't stand my awesomeness!


Get it? Stand? It's funny because she lost..
Bounty Hunter #315 : YOU THERE! HOODED COMEDIAN WITH POOR, TASTELESS PUNS!
Oh, no You didn't!


Bounty Hunter #315 : Yes i d-- BLEAAARGH!


That's what i thought!


They seem to know my identity all too well already, which means..
That i can finally take off this damn hood!


I just hope that my hair didn't get all messed up.

[shadenight123]

GO CAESAR! herm cough cough.
show the world how you can rule.
first comes thieving.
then comes slaving.
then comes butchering.
then comes ruling.
then comes burning everything to the ground and moving on to another continent to start anew!

[Stworca]

I'm wondering if our beloved character isn't too bold, too soon.
No, not 'danger-wise' as we are ballsy enough to run with 1 hit point into a bee hive.. But story-wise. Hmm.

Also ; I Still have a viewer! WOO!