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[Pukako]

At least you get pron.

Most of my dwarves worship the deity of death, who appears as a rotting female dwarf.

Usually the engravings show dwarves prostrating themselves, but a recent artifact has her embracing the dwarves.

It's becoming more like a cult than a fortress....

[EveryZig]

At least you get pron.

Most of my dwarves worship the deity of death, who appears as a rotting female dwarf.

Usually the engravings show dwarves prostrating themselves, but a recent artifact has her embracing the dwarves.

It's becoming more like a cult than a fortress....

Get them all some nice goblin leather robes.

[King DZA]

I have a goddess of lust as well, though she isn't nearly as popular as the god of trees, oceans, salt and probably something else i can't remember, who takes the form of a male red squirrel.

[Pukako]

You mean the stockpile of bone helms isn't bad enough?

If only they could use the totems for scary purposes....

[Necro910]

You mean the stockpile of bone helms isn't bad enough?

If only they could use the totems for scary purposes....

Use dumping designations to line the entrance to your fortress in skull totems 

[Ultimuh]

I have a goddess of lust as well, though she isn't nearly as popular as the god of trees, oceans, salt and probably something else i can't remember, who takes the form of a male red squirrel.

Hmm.. a squirrel as a goddess of nature.
So they pray to this squirrel before they go out hunting, logging or whatever to get resources.

At least it dosn't take the form of an elf.

[Imakuni]

I'll just leave this here.

(look at the name of the engraving)

[Girlinhat]

Oh god.  There are no words.

[Blizzlock]

I'll just leave this here.

(look at the name of the engraving)

Poor Goats.

[Trapezohedron]

I'll just leave this here.

(look at the name of the engraving)

Poor Goats.

Indeed. What a lewd fellow.

[Spacespinner]

See, this is why we play this game. Funny stuff like this. Now, to build a defence force entirely out of guinea pigs!

[CriticallyAshamed]

There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Also; replace the goats with sheep and we've got the Dwaven version of New Zealand!

[tomas1297]

There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

New sig.

[FrisianDude]

There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

Bad? Hell no, what kind of lackwit would be offended by rubber dicks?

[Tevish Szat]

That sort of thing seems to be stock political satire, for instance, a fortress of mine has

Kogan being the expedition leader, broker, bookkeeper and -- at the time of the engraving -- mayor
Of course, it might just be the artist, who later generated images of other notables embracing monsters of twilight, mostly in statuary.
He later starved to death in prison.  Funny how that works.