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[Fniff]

Describe how your avatar fights the one above you in combat. Use what weapons are on hand, and if there aren't any, use the avatar's specific abilities. No avatar changing before the fight to God or an immortal. Remember, you don't have to win.

Example:

Problem Sleuth uses his candy corn teeth to suck the life out of the muscled sparkly man! 

Problem Sleuth is then punched by every troll!

[Ahra]

Túrin slashes you with Gurthang, you punch back, repeat.

[freeformschooler]

[Bdthemag]

(Fuck yes, Fniff used my avatar as an example.)

Problem Sleuth uses his SLEUTH DIPLOMACY, and discusses peace with sunglasses man. Needless to say sunglasses man did not survive the Diplomatic Discussions.

[Kashyyk]

Mine kills yours with it's occupants, that is, if yours actually steps foot on the planet.

[Neyvn]

Dwarf vs Planet.... Dwarf Wins for just being a Dwarf... Better more, a INTOXICATED DWARF...

[Svarte Troner]

Varg starts a band with dwarf, but never really likes him, so he stabs him 23 times after a dispute over who should produce the band's albums.

Or he just uses his cool ass mace thing:

[Furtuka]

*Stares at the opponent with a disconcerting look on his face*

[The Merchant Of Menace]

*Consumes your disconcerting face*

[Bdthemag]

Problem Sleuth calls in Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick to do a TIMES THREE TEAM COMBO!!!

[Furtuka]

A giant green puppet jawed head falls out of the sky and lands on them

[Johnfalcon99977]

The knightly man stabs the other disgruntled man in the face.

[Fniff]

The nerdly fellow distracts the knight with complaints that fantasy is overrated, then runs away.

[The Fool]

Upon hearing this an owl lord in plate mail swoops down and cuts into Fniff with his greatsword.

[Johnfalcon99977]

The knight, still alive and breathing, then proceeds to cut down the Owl, scoring a DOUBLE KILL!