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[Elfeater]

The dwarfs mob and hack him to bits with the axes then disperse to cover.

[mcclay]

The plane dodges and the t rex pulls off its mask, holy shit its Calvin! Calvin fires his death rays at the nerd and the dwarves. Death raying them all.

[Elfeater]

THe plane dodges into a cliff. The dwarfs have resistance to magic saving most of them, but weeding out the weaker stock.

[Fniff]

Fniff responds with the horrifyingly dark energy of the subbasement being fired out of his chest and repelling the death ray. Fniff screams as he is made the conduit between the death ray and the subbasement energy. It fires at the dwarves and obliterates them. It is not magic in the subbasement. It is something far worse.

(New rule: Keep consistency, just end up fighting the guy above you)

[mcclay]

Calvin pulls up at the last second and points out that deatrays are not magic. The dwarves realzie this fact and are turned into cooked dwarf roast.

[Fniff]

Fniff tries to move, but ends up firing at the remains of the plane. Whatever is left of Calvin is roast.

[mcclay]

Trope Tan pushes the Niverse reset button and respawns the world to thw point before the fighters offred the truce ti Foniff. This time they just shoot him and fly off.

[Elfeater]

The now zombified dwarves wonder hor the plane is still flying if theve all been destroyed... this realatzation comes and they all disappear.

[mcclay]

The t rexs shoot anything that attacks the massive armada.

[Elfeater]

The dwarves mill about, unaffected by the imaginary armada.

[Fniff]

The subbasement reacts.

Twisting reality due to recent twist in reality, it turns it forwards to the end of the game. Fniff has won. This is actually an alternate universe. But still. Fniff has killed everyone. The t-rexes. The dwarves. The ponies. Nothing is left breathing on this battle-scarred wasteland. Even the crows are too terrified to go near.

Wait, everyone is brought forward too. Oh dear.

[mcclay]

The te rexs point out to the dwarves that they are there and they shoot the hell out of Aleternate Fniff.

[Urist Imiknorris]

A sudden blast from Ahab's Crosshairs cripples the T-Rex's F-14. The resulting crash is the impact that killed all the dinosaurs. All of them.

[mcclay]

unfourtantely Calvin is not a dino and has all of Trope Tan's support. All of it.

[Sinpwn]

A dwarf cultist falls out of the sky and its body takes the full force of the impact. It explodes in a ludicrous amount of glowing blood that coats everything in miles and provides a serious threat of drowning to many.