Journal of Zuntîr Mengelbel, Manager, 1st Granite 206, Early Spring:
It has been months since the previous overseer Strategia has been killed. The entire fortress has been in chaos since then with no one to rule and control it. I think it’s time for someone to assume control. Someone like a certain manager. Someone like me. Today I shall proclaim my control of Hellcannon with my ascension to my new role as the “GameOverlord”.
Journal of the GameOverlord, 8th Granite 206, Early Spring:
Since my self-promotion to the title of GameOverlord I have done a few things namely assigning a new bookkeeper and digging out a large space for our soon to be statue garden as seen here:
This should improve the happiness and mood of any dwarf still recovering from the Battle of Hellcannon. Also a few odd things happened today. A butcher by the name of Momuz Etestrith has requested that we start calling by his proper title “Gizogin,” and acknowledge the fact the he is a “Rawmancer,” whatever the hell that is. I granted him his wishes. However emboldened by his success quite a few other dwarves requested a name change to. These include:
Mosus Råhudib --> Kaamanen, a Claustrophobic Architect (If his claustrophobic then why the hell is living underground?!)
Litast Vúshedëm --> Deathsword, a Mysterious Stranger. (The hell? I’ve known this bloke for months!)
Lokum Amemmeng --> The Master, Eternal Magnificent Bastard (Not sure what he’s the master of.)
Asob Stinthädvd --> Urist Imiknorris, Captain of the Guard/Axecutioner (Funny because a fellow just like him died recently)
There were probably more, but these were the only ones I remembered about.
Journal of Game, 15th Granite 206, Early Spring
Today I placed an order for 30 stone coffins and 10 stone slabs in order to try and clear up these ghosts and all of these dead bodies. Can’t even see the floor! Also I think the dwarves around are losing their minds. Just a few moments ago Urist barged into my office screaming, “There’s a forgotten beast in the caverns! We’re all gonna die! *Sob*.”:
When I went down to check however there wasn’t anything in a sight besides a huge skeletal bat! Oh well.
/OOC Also the dorfing list needs to be updated. Everyone is dead except for Dariush. So far I’ve only redorfed the ones I mentioned, I’ll go back dorf everyone else eventually.