TURN SIX OF TENIn which the arena becomes a leonine rodeoGet the damn net off me, then throw all the javelins on the floor at Draignean.
[5] Toaster expertly escapes the net, folding it neatly! Picking up the Javelin on the floor, Toaster then hurls it at Draignean!
[5]vs
[2] The javelin scores Driagnean's side, dealing
THREE damage!
Grab a javelin, throw it at Sinpwn, then impale the south lion.
If it's still alive then stab with the dagger.
If it's dead when I get there, then stab Sinpwn with the spear!
Bulldog picks up the javelin that just slashed Draignean and throws it at Sinpwn!
[3]vs
[5] Sinpwn ducks, and the javelin sails harmlessly overhead! Bulldog thrusts at the
Southern Lion with his spear,
[1] but he overextends, exposing himself! The lion slashes at Bulldog's belly,
[2]+1vs
[4]+1 but Bulldog again blocks the attack with his shield. Drawing his dagger, Bulldog once again stabs at the lion,
[4]-2vs
[4] but the lion retreats from the blow, snarling in defiance.
Rip my loincloth off and use the damn thing as a garotte! Strangle the Mars blessed lion with it!
Step one of Draignean's brilliant plan is elegant in its simplicity- strip naked! Step two displays a unique blend of badass and balls-crazy as it involves leaping atop the
Southern Lion and strangling it with his
Loincloth!
[3]-1vs
[6] The flimsy material of the
Loincloth is insufficient to do more than discomfort the lion, but it DOES make a surprisingly good bridle! Draignean is now riding the
Southern Lion Step 3 profit?
Jump on the western lion's back and stab its neck with both daggers.
Perhaps inspired by Draignean's antics, Micelus leaps atop the back of the Western Lion! Rather than use his only article of clothing as a weaopn, he instead elects to use daggers instead.
[2]vs
[3] [2]vs
[4] The lion bucks just as Micelus stabs, causing him to slam facefirst into the lion's back, his stabs going wide! Micelus is now riding the
Western Lion!Throw a javelin at the south lion, then attempt to disarm Bulldog of his shield.
Sinpwn throws one of his javelins at the
Southern Lion,
[1] but falls flat on his face! Fortunately, the lion is not nearly close enough to take advantage of that miscue. Wielding his whip, Sinpwn strikes at Bulldog's shield
[5]vs
[4]+1 but Bulldog is able to maintain his grip!
The floor of the arena contains a
Dagger and a
Javelin. There's a
Loincloth here too.
THE LION EATS TONIGHT![2] The Eastern Lion leaps at Bulldog,
[3]vs
[6]+1 but Bulldog easily avoids the attack!
The Western Lion roars, outraged by Micelus's audaciousness, and attempts to throw him from its back! [6] Micelus desperately grabs at the lion's mane and manages to remain mounted- at the cost of two fistfuls of lion hair. The lion flies into a rage!
The
Southern Lion, shocked by Draignean's action, attempts to buck him! [4]
+1 Draignean easily maintains his seating, and even gains some measure of control over the movements of the Lion! He gains +1 to dodge rolls as long as he is mounted!
HP- 4/5
Point Value- 5
CrazedHP- 5/5
Point Value- 5
CrazedRagingHP- 2/7
Point Value- 7
CunningUnusually strong (even by Lion standards) - Whoever gives the Emperor Micelus's head (or most of it, anyway) earns himself an additional
TWO POINTSCOMPLETED OBJECTIVESFIRST BLOOD -
MICELUS
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DRAIGNEAN
Currently: Mounted on the Mars-Blessed Southern Lion. Naked.
HP- 2/10
Inventory-
Loincloth bridle,
Gladiator ArmorStatus- Normal
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SINPWN
Currently: Flailing ineffectually
HP- 8/10
Inventory-
Loincloth,
Whip,
Dagger,
Gladius,
Dagger,
Javelins(3)Status- Normal
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MICELUS
Currently: Mounted on the Western Lion
HP- 7/11
Inventory-
Loincloth,
Dagger,
Dagger,
Lion hairStatus- Normal
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TOASTER
Currently: Doing the only damage of the turn
HP- 7/10
Inventory-
Loincloth,
Barbed Trident,
Dagger,
NetStatus- Normal
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BULLDOG
Currently: Wondering why
he didn't think of lion-riding!
HP- 9/10
Inventory-
Loincloth,
Shield,
Dagger,
SpearStatus- Normal
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