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Author Topic: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!  (Read 3016 times)

Urist McGyver

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Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« on: January 28, 2012, 05:14:03 pm »
An enormous eight-legged quadruped composed of cobaltite. It squirms and fidgets. Beware its webs!

Whoa, wait, what? Eight-legged quadruped. That's eight legs and four...pedipalps? I'm confused.
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2012, 05:26:03 pm »
I'd imagine that it'd have a quadroped's basic build, but that there would be two limbs growing from each...joint?

Luckily, as far as I can remember FB webs are still bugged, so at least you won't have to worry about that.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2012, 05:31:51 pm »
By the way, can the web carry syndromes?
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2012, 05:35:22 pm »
This is what you get for genetically engineering goats to produce dragline spider silk.

BEWARE THE MIGHTY GOAT SPIDER!
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2012, 05:41:32 pm »
Quote from: Urist McGyver on January 28, 2012, 05:31:51 pm
By the way, can the web carry syndromes?
Probably not. Webbing FBs don't have any syndrome tags in their raws, which you can access through various shady means. Incidentally, they also don't have the [WEBBER] token, which means that they don't actually have webs, which means that it's basically a moot point. "Beware its webs!" is broken and nonfunctional at the moment.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 05:47:21 pm »
So the FB is basically as big cobaltite bug. Cool! Time to ax it to death.
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 06:01:28 pm »
Wouldn't that be like a GCS composed of rock without poison and webs? That could still be very dangerous.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 06:09:10 pm »
Quote from: SRD on January 28, 2012, 06:01:28 pm
Wouldn't that be like a GCS composed of rock without poison and webs? That could still be very dangerous.
Generally a giant rock can be very dangerous.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 06:31:06 pm »


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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 06:36:15 pm »
Quote from: Mitchewawa on January 28, 2012, 06:31:06 pm
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Exactly what I had in mind. Only it was a badger...
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 06:40:41 pm »
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You, sir, are my new hero.  :D
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2012, 06:47:55 pm »
Trap it and mass-produce legendary marksdwarves. You can also train legendary wrestlers by incapacitating it with bolts and then ordering dwarves to punch, kick and bite a pile of helpless rock for a couple of minutes.
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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2012, 06:49:08 pm »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on January 28, 2012, 06:47:55 pm
Trap it and mass-produce legendary marksdwarves. You can also train legendary wrestlers by incapacitating it with bolts and then ordering dwarves to punch, kick and bite a pile of helpless rock for a couple of minutes.

The rock can kick (I mean, it has 8 legs). I'm pretty sure it's not helpless. I'm gonna mow it down with bolts...as soon as it gets out of the frikken cavern lake.
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Quote from: Gizogin on March 07, 2012, 12:02:30 am
It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2012, 06:51:56 pm »
It entered my fort without me seeing it. At least my squads made short work of it. It is dead  :(
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It's treated as completely normal because this is Dwarf Fortress.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with a wall of flames, only to later realize that you're surrounded by a wall of flames.
There's nothing that can't be solved by hurling fifteen roc birds at it.

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Re: Edir Avuzanan Asdossarek, the forgotten beast, has arrived!
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2012, 07:24:40 pm »
Hm, I expected alot of 'cling cling' from the dwarves and alot of 'slash GLUH slice' from the spidergoatthing. But I guess who knows with FBs.
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