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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II [Actually Done This Time: R.I.P]  (Read 324426 times)

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 63: Darth Vader and Jesus)
« Reply #525 on: April 22, 2012, 01:33:44 am »
Quote from: Powder Miner on April 21, 2012, 08:39:18 pm
WAIT

I AM HERE

Teddy grabs the Battle Rifle of the Union, the Sawed-Off Shotgun, and the Boomerang Bowie Knife. "I'll avenge you, Abe. For America."

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 63: Darth Vader and Jesus)
« Reply #526 on: April 22, 2012, 05:09:22 pm »
HERE!
Craft a few hundred blasters with my chainsaw to make a las-chainsword. Also, eat that muffin. And make a few more out of the bodies.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 63: Darth Vader and Jesus)
« Reply #527 on: April 22, 2012, 08:14:46 pm »
I'll roll tomorrow.

It's the BEGINNING OF THE END.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #528 on: April 23, 2012, 08:38:26 pm »
Chapter 64: The Final Battle


Lawrence Taylor the Cat-Centaur picks up the Lightsaber.

Rainbow Dash grabs the Quick-shot Blaster and slings it onto her magically-appearing second bandolier.

RZA picks up the explosive Juicy Fruit package. He then uses his Wu-Tang Dark Arts to summon the next of the Clan. He summons Raekwon!

Teddy Roosevelt vows vengeance on the part of Abraham Lincoln, and takes the dead president's weapons.

Pinkamena Diane Pie crafts the 10000 Blasters together with her chainsaw. (3) All she does is tape them together. It doesn't work.

Twilight Sparkle heals her unicorn horn, except she can't because the thing she could heal her defunct unicorn horn with, is her defunct unicorn horn. Looks like that Golem isn't going to happen.


Incoming Transmission! The transceiver opens to an image of Leader Princess Luna!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QE7LRjF54

A bright glow surrounds the party, and everyone is fully healed!

"We have heard that the Party has defeated all of Princess Celestia's remaining forces. This is good, and we wish you luck on the final battle. Radar and satellite images read that my sister is just a few kilometers north of here. It is vital to the revolution that you catch her now. Salutations, and may Faust look over you."




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« Last Edit: April 24, 2012, 03:29:57 pm by TCM »
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #529 on: April 23, 2012, 08:41:59 pm »
Teddy begins moving towards Princess Celestia.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #530 on: April 23, 2012, 08:44:58 pm »
"Foals of Canterlot, of Manehatten, my sisters:
I see in your eyes, the same fear that will take the heart of me!
And a day may come, when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends,
and all bonds of fellowship are broken.
But it is not this day.
There may come a time of swords
and an hour of wolves,
when the Age of Ponies comes crashing down!
But it is not this day.
This day, WE FIGHT!"



Rainbow Dash glanced up, looked at her companions, and hastily flung a book into a nearby shrubbery.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #531 on: April 23, 2012, 09:33:42 pm »
Twilight does the golem thing and then heads off to go fight the Princess
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #532 on: April 23, 2012, 10:11:41 pm »
Fire All the blasters. On full auto. To use the recoil to propel me at high speeds. Lasers have recoil, right? :P
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #533 on: April 24, 2012, 01:03:32 am »
RZA and Raekwon before bowing their heads in respect to the fallen members of the clan. RZA gives Raekwon his machette before the two head out to the fight.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #534 on: April 24, 2012, 08:14:44 am »
Blitz towards Celestia.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #535 on: April 25, 2012, 09:16:57 pm »
All right, all posts are in.

Whose ready for the finale?
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #536 on: April 25, 2012, 10:00:34 pm »
 8) Lets go.
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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #537 on: April 25, 2012, 10:07:42 pm »
I'm here, hoping for Sun Tzu to be summoned.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 13, 2012, 10:23:04 pm
"Hey steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.

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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 64: The Final Battle)
« Reply #538 on: April 27, 2012, 09:04:37 pm »
Chapter 65: Tears of a Despot


After some instantaneous speeches, trading, laser blasting, running and trying to unsuccessfully (2), trying to summon a golem, the group reaches their target at the end of the forest.

The despot sits upon the grass, not directly at the Party; she stares deep into the beautiful horizon. Stretching her legs, she says only this: "The best plotted plans of people and ponies often proceed awry."


FINAL BOSS: PRINCESS CELESTIA


Princess Celestia
Health: Divine
Mood: -----




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Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia! (Ch. 65: Tears of a Despot)
« Reply #539 on: April 27, 2012, 09:34:28 pm »
Lol, her health is divine.

Anyways, try and plead again for a giant from the New York Giants
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