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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11985 on: March 05, 2025, 08:40:32 pm »

Reuters article that popped up when I googled it

Apparently by examining 'four age-associated DNA methylation markers' you can tell someone's rough age (+/- 4 years) from a blood sample, with a lower error rate for younger people (+/- 2 years) and higher for older. (+/- 5-6 years)



I do wonder if there is a way to make a reasonably foolproof age verification system for the internet that also doesn't risk compromising someone's data. It certainly seems like an insurmountable hurdle given how much all our data ties together and how easy it is to piece it together from multiple places, but I still wonder if it could be done.
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« Reply #11986 on: March 05, 2025, 09:20:44 pm »

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11987 on: March 05, 2025, 09:57:14 pm »

It's a joke, but blood can tell age as well. Our DNA strings end in so called telomeres (a repeating sequence of DNA). Each time a our cells divide, their DNA gets a bit shorter; some of the telomeres are lost. So by looking at the lenght of the telomeres (for instance in blood cells) a pretty accurate estimate of age can be made.

What is a Susie measurement? Google doesn't know.

EDIT: I say blood cells but those might be a bad sample since they are produced by stem cells which do not lose telomers. Perhaps a biopt of sedentary tissue is needed for it.
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11988 on: March 12, 2025, 11:36:05 am »

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/03/11/how-russian-spymaster-worked-with-un-official/

Spoiler: From the article (click to show/hide)

Meanwhile
Tony Blair admits UK will need ‘a little persuading’ to embrace digital ID
https://www.politico.eu/article/former-pm-tony-blair-admits-uk-will-need-lpersuading-to-embrace-digital-id/

The European Commission wants to develop an app that would contain the digital version of your identity card.
https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-europe-digital-id/

Large Scale Pilots are testing the Wallet
https://ec.europa.eu/digital-building-blocks/sites/display/EUDIGITALIDENTITYWALLET/EU+Digital+Identity+Wallet+Home

Transatlantic tensions are fueling calls for the EU to wean itself off its U.S. tech addiction. It won’t be cheap.
https://www.politico.eu/article/push-for-eurostack-as-eu-us-tech-tensions-grow/


My advice is to listen to privacy advocates. There appears to be an influence campaign afoot and I believe it may have impacted national security apparatuses and political leaders' thinking in regards to internet regulation.

For comparison purposes only, heres a what's goin' on in Florida:

from the was-he-the-dungeon-master? dept
https://www.techdirt.com/2025/03/11/judge-uses-dds-failure-to-make-him-worship-satan-to-school-florida-on-social-media-moral-panics/


People, I don't want to have to explain that if this seems like a good idea your young people are already smarter than you and, if they feel like it, may either attempt to bypass this or attempt to go to places more likely to expose them to risk of compromising. A good idea is to talk to your young people and explain to them how to use the internet well and your opinions on the matter. This is because I think it's fair to guess there is not often an Internet Policy 101 class in the high schools (if it were able to not be politicized which were that to happen may run the cost of being less effective with dissenting opinions). One way to look at it, though probably a poor comparison in some ways, may be how a drug use epidemic is slowed effectively by the younger generation seeing the impact hard drug use has had on their elders' health. However such responses to that issue did not do a good job in discernment by for example placing marihuana use on the same tier as heroin use due to such a classification being used for decades to suppress dissent on the matter and to expose users to unnecessary but popular until recently criminal enforcement in an illicit market. One might say this was in part due to the properties of internet communication expanding discourse on the matter. Thus in this, for effectiveness it would be important not to use such an educational course even futher than that example to heckle political opponents or people who do legal things you disagree with, because unlike hard drug use, regular internet usage does strengthen individuals to the end benefit of the state (though not necessarily of political leaders) because it also is crucial to becoming effective in things such as political activism when used towards those ends. In my opinion, an important bit for a hypothetical Internet 101 would be that aspect, as to how the internet is used to study law including how to access resources that, at least in the US, the public is not commonly aware of. One easy example is the Lexis software found in (at least some) state university libraries of the school of law. Expanding access to this or similar software with public terminals at the community or county rather than regional level would also be helpful in the teaching of Internet 101, in my opinion, as well as to the general public in understanding laws and decisions of the courts. This is because it is quite pricey for an individual, and because pitching a second additional new class called something like "Motion Writing Practice to the Local Court 102" is probably a tougher pitch. It's a mouthful!
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11989 on: March 12, 2025, 04:06:42 pm »

Pleasetryandmakeahabitoftheinterpuntuationsandparagraphingofsesntencesitwassosmuchmorereadablewhenyoueditedapostslastsweek

Now THAT was a mouthful :D
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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11990 on: March 23, 2025, 04:44:44 pm »

Yeah I agree with you Duuvian. It's much better to teach kids how to use the internet safely than it is to try and keep them under control. Technology is just too ubiquitous and it's getting harder to function in contemporary systems without being integrated into modern tech. Schools will scold parents for allowing their kids to grow up around computers & phones 24/7 and then tell the students they need to scan QR codes to submit reports & access resources

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« Reply #11991 on: March 25, 2025, 10:01:25 pm »

I am looking at various protests popping up here and there in not so democratic countries (Serbia, Hungary, Georgia, now Turkey) and keep asking myself... Why are people doing stuff that DOESN'T WORK? And can't work.

What is the point of going to the streets? Expressing that you dislike your government? They know that . Showing the rest of the world that you dislike your government?  Will other countries send troops to overthrow your government or something? Nope, so who cares?

Georgian protests are an extreme example of this. After a blatant election fraud, they do nothing but walk in circles every evening. They have recently celebrated 100 days of protests... they celebrated 100 days of failure to achieve anything.
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« Reply #11992 on: March 25, 2025, 10:41:06 pm »

You look at Serbia and think it's pointless posturing? You serious? And what was the point of Euromaidan, eh? Shoulda stayed at home and pout.
It's like you want protests to not work.
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« Reply #11993 on: March 26, 2025, 03:02:17 am »

OK. Serbia may not belong to the list. They do more than merely showing how many of them are there (I am still pessimistic about their chances)


Note that, from day one, Euromaidan was about capturing a chunk of the capital and maintaining full control over it.
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« Reply #11994 on: March 26, 2025, 11:28:47 am »

Yeah Serbia is like the perfect example of how to do things. The only reason it's lasted this long is the amount of denial and incompetence in handling it all from the government side has been approaching bad comedy levels. We're talking statements like: "There weren't that many of them out there today, but they were moving around to make it seem like there were more of them" or the many denials of sound weapons being used when there's very clear video footage of exactly that happening.

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Re: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #11995 on: March 27, 2025, 08:13:58 pm »

Serbians out here becoming ungovernable. Very based
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